Avocado
Individual avocados perish with distressing rapidity, but the species itself boasts a lineage extending 10,000 years of human cultivation and millions of years of natural evolution. The avocado outlasted the giant ground sloths that once dispersed its seeds, adapting to human agriculture with the pragmatism of a fruit that understands survival. Global production now exceeds 8 million tonnes annually, suggesting the species will persist long after current controversies fade from cultural memory.
Astronaut
The profession emerged in 1961 with Yuri Gagarin's orbital flight, making astronauts a remarkably recent addition to human occupational categories. Individual careers span decades, with some astronauts remaining active into their sixties. The profession's longevity depends entirely upon continued investment in space programmes—a variable subject to political and economic fluctuation. Should humanity abandon space exploration, the astronaut would transition from profession to historical curiosity within a single generation.