Avocado
Individual avocado longevity presents notoriously narrow parameters. The window between 'not yet ripe' and 'brown mush' spans approximately 24-48 hours, creating what researchers term 'avocado anxiety' among consumers. Refrigeration extends viability marginally, whilst frozen avocado sacrifices textural integrity. The species itself demonstrates greater persistence, having survived 10 million years of evolution alongside now-extinct megafauna who served as primary seed dispersers. However, modern monoculture threatens genetic diversity; the dominant Hass variety represents a single genetic clone potentially vulnerable to disease. The avocado endures, but precariously.
Mars
Mars has persisted for approximately 4.6 billion years, predating not merely avocados but all terrestrial life. The planet will continue existing for roughly another 5 billion years until the Sun's expansion potentially disrupts inner solar system stability. Mars has survived asteroid bombardment, atmospheric loss, and the cessation of its magnetic dynamo—challenges that would eliminate any fruit-based competitor. The planet's longevity exceeds human comprehension; it witnessed Earth's formation, waited patiently through the evolution of every species, and will likely outlast whatever civilisation eventually visits. This is permanence on a cosmic scale.