Avocado
Individual avocado specimens exhibit notoriously poor durability, with usable lifespans measured in days rather than decades. However, the species demonstrates extraordinary evolutionary resilience. Having survived the extinction of megafauna, ice ages, and agricultural industrialisation, Persea americana has persisted for over 60 million years. The avocado industry has weathered supply chain disruptions, tariff disputes, and cartel interference with remarkable adaptability.
Thanos
Thanos possesses enhanced Titanian physiology granting exceptional longevity—he has lived for over one thousand years. His hide resists conventional weaponry, and his regenerative capabilities exceed those of most beings. However, his durability ultimately proved insufficient; he was definitively killed twice within the same narrative arc. His legacy, whilst culturally significant, lacks the multi-million-year persistence demonstrated by botanical competitors.