Where Everything Fights Everything
Atlantic region with mysterious disappearance reputation.
Extremely slow-moving arboreal mammal that has perfected the art of energy conservation.
The Winner Is
After exhaustive analysis across multiple domains, the Sloth emerges as the superior phenomenon by a margin of 58 to 42. Whilst the Bermuda Triangle commands respect for its mysterious reputation and cultural penetration, it ultimately fails to demonstrate the practical achievements of its mammalian competitor. The Triangle's power lies entirely in human imagination; the sloth's success is measurable in tangible metrics: sixty-four million years of continued existence, billions of calories conserved, and an unparalleled ability to transform apathy into evolutionary advantage.
The Triangle may swallow ships, but the sloth has swallowed our hearts, and done so whilst expending almost no energy whatsoever. This, ultimately, represents the more impressive feat.