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Cat availability presents significant barriers to entry. Acquisition requires either purchase from breeders at costs ranging from GBP 200 to several thousand pounds, or adoption involving screening processes, home visits, and waiting periods. The commitment extends across the animal's entire lifespan of 15 to 20 years.

Once acquired, cats provide constant availability within the home environment. They cannot be carried in pockets, consumed during meetings, or offered to colleagues. Their availability proves geographically constrained to wherever the cat deigns to position itself, which may or may not align with human preference.

International travel with cats requires veterinary documentation, quarantine considerations, and levels of logistical planning that would exhaust professional expedition coordinators. The cat's availability, whilst continuous within defined parameters, proves remarkably inflexible beyond them.

Cats enhance human mood through multiple biochemical pathways operating simultaneously. Physical contact triggers oxytocin release, the same bonding hormone activated during human romantic attachment. The rhythmic sound of purring, measured at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz, produces documented calming effects that persist beyond the duration of contact.

The mood enhancement proves cumulative rather than transient. Long-term cat ownership correlates with reduced anxiety levels, lower blood pressure, and decreased risk of cardiovascular incidents. The relationship deepens over years, creating increasingly effective mood regulation as mutual understanding develops between species.

However, feline mood enhancement remains subject to the creature's cooperation. Cats provide comfort on their own schedule, occasionally withholding affection precisely when humans require it most. This unreliability introduces variance that pure chemical compounds do not exhibit.

Cat ownership correlates with measurable health improvements that medical journals document with increasing frequency. Cardiovascular benefits include reduced risk of heart attack by up to 40 percent among long-term cat owners, according to studies spanning multiple decades. The stress-reduction effects translate directly into physical health outcomes.

Allergen exposure proves the primary health concern, affecting approximately 10 percent of the population to varying degrees. For these individuals, cat proximity triggers respiratory symptoms ranging from mild irritation to severe asthmatic episodes. The health benefits, for this demographic, prove entirely inaccessible.

Toxoplasmosis risk remains a consideration, though healthy adults typically experience no symptoms from infection. The parasite resides in cat faeces, requiring only basic hygiene protocols to avoid transmission. Cat scratches and bites occasionally require medical attention, though serious complications remain rare.

Cats demonstrate emotional reciprocity through behaviours that researchers continue to decode. Slow blinks, frequently termed 'cat kisses', represent deliberate communication of trust and affection. Head bunting deposits pheromones marking humans as accepted territory. Bringing dead prey indicates inclusion in the cat's social hunting group.

The reciprocity operates on feline terms rather than human preferences. Cats choose when to engage, how long to maintain contact, and precisely which furniture will suffer consequences of displeasure. This autonomy distinguishes cat relationships from more controllable forms of comfort, introducing elements of genuine interpersonal negotiation.

Long-term cat owners report recognition behaviours, personalised greetings, and apparent concern during human illness. Whether these represent genuine emotional investment or learned behaviours rewarded with food remains scientifically contested, though the subjective experience of reciprocity proves consistent across millions of households.

Cat satisfaction compounds over timescales measured in years and decades. The initial adjustment period, often challenging, gives way to deepening mutual understanding. Individual personalities emerge through accumulated interaction. Shared routines develop significance through repetition. The 15 to 20 year lifespan of the average housecat provides sufficient duration for relationships of genuine biographical importance.

Memory accumulates on both sides of the relationship. Cats recognise their humans, anticipate routines, and develop personalised behaviours that reflect shared history. Humans accumulate stories, photographs, and emotional associations that persist beyond the animal's lifespan. The satisfaction extends into legacy.

This longevity carries corresponding weight. The eventual loss creates grief proportional to investment, a toll that lighter forms of comfort never extract. The depth of satisfaction proves inseparable from eventual sorrow, a transaction humans apparently accept despite knowing the terms.