Coffee
Coffee achieves near-universal accessibility through an infrastructure network spanning every inhabited continent. From instant varieties available in remote villages to artisanal preparations in metropolitan centres, the beverage adapts to virtually every economic circumstance and cultural context. One may obtain coffee at service stations, airports, hospitals, universities, and increasingly, funeral homes. The variety of preparation methods ensures that regardless of equipment availability, some form of coffee remains attainable. Price points range from negligible to absurd, ensuring participation across all demographic segments.
The beverage has achieved something approaching omnipresence in the developed world.
King Kong
King Kong's accessibility remains severely constrained by several fundamental factors. The creature cannot be summoned, purchased, or scheduled. Appearances occur exclusively at the convenience of film studios or the mysterious forces that govern the creature's dimensional whereabouts. Those wishing to experience Kong must content themselves with cinematic representations, theme park attractions, or the lasting psychological impact of having witnessed his rampage. No coffee shop offers a Kong experience, no streaming service guarantees his presence on demand.
Kong remains perpetually inaccessible except when he chooses otherwise.
VERDICT
Coffee's global distribution network ensures universal access, whilst King Kong remains frustratingly unavailable for scheduled encounters. Coffee wins through democratic availability.