Dog
The dog as asset class has demonstrated remarkable durability. Archaeological evidence confirms dogs serving as human companions since 14,000 BCE, predating agriculture, writing, and every financial instrument currently traded. Dogs have survived ice ages, civilisational collapses, and technological revolutions. They will almost certainly survive whatever the next decade produces.
Individual dogs, however, exhibit limited lifespans averaging 10-13 years. This represents the primary risk factor in dog investment: guaranteed termination of the specific asset within a definable timeframe. The loss is not financial but emotional, and those who have experienced it report effects that persist for years.
Cryptocurrency
Cryptocurrency security depends upon factors that experts themselves struggle to predict. The technology requires functioning internet infrastructure, continued electrical grid operation, and maintenance of a sufficiently distributed mining or validating network. Any disruption to these systems renders cryptocurrency temporarily or permanently inaccessible.
More fundamentally, cryptocurrency's long-term value proposition remains contested. Advocates describe it as digital gold that will serve as the foundation of future financial systems. Critics describe it as a solution seeking a problem that will eventually be replaced by central bank digital currencies or simply abandoned. Fifteen years of history does not provide sufficient data to adjudicate between these positions.
VERDICT
Dogs have provided consistent value for 16,000 years. Cryptocurrency has existed for 15. The track record asymmetry is substantial.