Dog
Dog ownership constitutes a substantial long-term financial commitment. The RSPCA estimates annual costs between $1,500 and $3,500, encompassing food, veterinary care, insurance, grooming, and the replacement of household items destroyed during the first year of ownership. A dog's lifespan of 10-15 years creates cumulative expenditure potentially exceeding $40,000.
Beyond direct costs, dogs impose significant time investments. Daily walks regardless of weather, regular feeding schedules, and attention requirements that cannot be deferred because work deadlines approach. The economic opportunity cost of dog ownership remains substantial and persistently underestimated by prospective owners.
Drone
Consumer drone acquisition costs range from $500 to $3,000 for quality machines, with ongoing expenses limited to replacement batteries, propellers, and the occasional catastrophic collision with obstacles the operator swore were further away. Annual operational costs typically remain under $200 for hobbyist use.
Drones do not require feeding, walking, or veterinary intervention. They do not develop separation anxiety when left alone. Storage consists of placing them on a shelf rather than arranging pet-sitters during holidays. However, their functional lifespan of 3-5 years before obsolescence or component failure compresses the value proposition.
VERDICT
Pure financial analysis favours the drone significantly. However, cost-per-unit-of-joy calculations would dramatically shift this assessment in directions economists prefer not to quantify.