Gorilla
The adult male silverback gorilla exhibits a bite force of 1,300 pounds per square inch, sufficient to crush bamboo shoots with the casual indifference humans reserve for digestive biscuits. Upper body strength registers at approximately ten times that of an average adult human male, enabling feats of arboreal locomotion that would devastate any Olympic gymnastics programme.
When engaging in territorial displays, the silverback's chest-beating produces acoustic reverberations measurable at 1,500 Hertz, a frequency engineered through millennia of evolutionary refinement to communicate dominance across forest canopy.
iPhone
The iPhone's structural integrity relies upon the aforementioned Gorilla Glass, a chemically strengthened alkali-aluminosilicate sheet glass capable of withstanding 100,000 pounds per square inch of compression. The Ceramic Shield front cover, introduced in 2020, offers four times better drop performance than previous iterations.
Nevertheless, the device's practical strength remains contingent upon its keeper's grip. Field observations from repair facilities worldwide document millions of shattered screens annually, suggesting the borrowed gorilla nomenclature may represent more aspiration than achievement.