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Gandalf
Gandalf's durability transcends conventional metrics entirely. As a Maiar spirit clothed in mortal form, he has demonstrated the rather impressive ability to die and return stronger, a warranty policy IKEA has yet to match. His confrontation with the Balrog of Morgoth resulted in physical death, yet he was sent back by the Valar with upgraded robes and enhanced powers. This represents what scholars term 'divine respawning'. Even in his Grey iteration, Gandalf withstood millennia of Middle-earth's considerable hardships, including orc attacks, Saruman's betrayal, and the persistent questions of hobbits. His staff has proven similarly robust, though it did require replacement after the Balrog incident.