IKEA Furniture
Lion
The lion's biological machinery demonstrates remarkable evolutionary refinement. Muscles fibres optimised for explosive power, tendons capable of storing elastic energy for devastating pounces, and a skeletal structure perfected over two million years of predatory selection. Individual specimens may achieve 15-18 years in the wild, 25-30 in captivity.
However, this durability comes with significant maintenance requirements. Lions require approximately 11 pounds of meat daily, constant thermoregulation in African heat, and regular territorial patrols burning substantial caloric reserves. Unlike furniture, lions cannot simply sit unused for months without catastrophic degradation of core functions.