iPhone
The iPhone processes information at speeds that would have seemed miraculous to previous generations, with the latest A-series chips capable of performing 17 trillion operations per second. This computational velocity enables users to load social media applications in milliseconds, ensuring that no moment of boredom need ever be endured. The device can transmit data at speeds exceeding 7.5 gigabits per second under optimal 5G conditions.
However, the physical locomotion of an iPhone remains entirely dependent upon its owner. Left unattended, it demonstrates a top speed of precisely zero kilometres per hour, unless one counts the trajectory achieved when hurled in frustration during software updates. The iPhone's speed is metaphysical rather than mechanical, existing in the realm of data packets rather than physical displacement.