iPhone
The average iPhone lifespan before replacement extends to approximately 4.5 years, though Apple's planned obsolescence through software updates has been the subject of significant legal scrutiny. Physical durability has improved markedly with Ceramic Shield technology and IP68 water resistance.
However, the device remains fundamentally fragile. A single drop onto concrete can render a thousand-dollar investment non-functional. The ecosystem's reliance on planned replacement cycles ensures that true long-term durability remains philosophically impossible.
King Kong
As a fictional construct, King Kong possesses theoretical immortality. The character has survived nine decades of cultural evolution, transitioning from stop-motion to CGI without losing core appeal. Kong has outlasted multiple generations of filmmaking technology entirely.
Within his fictional parameters, Kong demonstrates remarkable physical resilience, surviving machine gun fire, dinosaur combat, and falls from significant height before succumbing only to concentrated military aviation assault. The 2021 Godzilla vs. Kong iteration demonstrates continued viability.