iPhone
The iPhone exercises a peculiar form of soft authority that behavioural scientists find endlessly fascinating. Without any legal mandate, this device commands its owners to respond to notifications within an average of 6.3 seconds, interrupting meals, conversations, and romantic encounters with mechanical indifference.
Its authority extends through social compulsion rather than statutory power. The iPhone has established protocols—responding to messages, maintaining charge, installing updates—that users follow with the dedication of religious observance. Non-compliance results in social consequences ranging from mild disapproval to complete professional marginalisation.
Police Officer
The Police Officer wields authority backed by the considerable weight of state apparatus. This authority manifests through legal powers including detention, arrest, and the issuance of citations that carry financial consequences the iPhone can only dream of imposing.
Crucially, the Police Officer's authority operates through visible presence alone. Researchers document the 'Officer Effect'—the phenomenon whereby the mere appearance of a uniformed officer causes motorists to suddenly remember speed limits, pedestrians to reconsider jaywalking, and teenagers to adopt expressions of elaborate innocence. This preventative authority requires no activation, no charging, and no software update.