iPhone
The iPhone demonstrates remarkable computational agility, executing billions of operations per second through its A-series bionic chips. The device's haptic response time measures in milliseconds, enabling users to navigate complex digital environments with mere fingertip gestures.
Physical agility, however, remains problematic. The device's glass construction proves catastrophically incompatible with gravitational encounters. Drop tests reveal survival rates that would concern any species dependent upon such technology for daily function.
Spider-Man
Spider-Man's agility defies conventional biomechanical understanding. His spider-sense enables precognitive threat detection, allowing response times that precede the threatening event itself. This represents a temporal violation that physics textbooks struggle to accommodate.
The subject demonstrates the ability to traverse Manhattan's vertical infrastructure at speeds exceeding 200 miles per hour whilst maintaining sufficient bodily control to engage in witty repartee. His proportional spider-strength permits mid-air directional adjustments that would liquify an unenhanced human's skeletal structure.