iPhone
The iPhone demands remarkably little from its owner. Occasional software updates arrive wirelessly, battery health can be monitored through Settings, and physical maintenance consists primarily of applying a protective case. When issues arise, Apple's 500+ retail stores and authorised service providers offer standardised repair procedures.
AppleCare+ provides comprehensive coverage for approximately $200 across two years—a sum that would not cover a single fuel tank on most yachts. The iPhone's maintenance simplicity represents a triumph of industrial design, placing powerful technology in hands utterly unequipped for its repair.
Yacht
Yacht maintenance constitutes a perpetual campaign against the forces of nature. Osmotic blistering, electrolytic corrosion, marine growth, engine servicing, rigging inspection, and safety equipment certification demand continuous attention and substantial expenditure. The maritime industry estimates annual maintenance at 10-15% of vessel value.
A 50-metre yacht requires a permanent crew of 8-12 personnel for routine operation, with specialists engaged for technical systems. Haul-out and antifouling alone costs $50,000-$100,000 annually. The yacht is less an asset than an ongoing commitment—a floating enterprise requiring management befitting a small corporation.