Lion
The Panthera leo arrives at this analysis with an arsenal that evolution has spent 3.5 million years perfecting. According to the Serengeti Combat Assessment Bureau, the average male lion possesses retractable claws measuring up to 38mm in length, capable of exerting approximately 650 PSI of bite force. Professor Edmund Thorncastle of the Oxford School of Theoretical Mauling notes that lions execute an average of 2,500 killing strikes throughout their lifetime, giving them what he terms 'a rather impressive CV in the violence department.' Their hunting success rate of 25-30% may seem modest until one considers they're typically pursuing prey that desperately wishes to remain uneaten.
Gorilla
The silverback gorilla, despite weighing up to 230 kilograms of pure muscle, operates under a fundamental handicap: it would rather not fight at all. The Rwandan Institute of Primate Conflict Resolution reports that 94% of gorilla confrontations are resolved through elaborate displays of chest-beating, hooting, and meaningful glares. While capable of generating an estimated 1,300 pounds of force per arm, gorillas lack the anatomical weaponry of their feline opponent. Their canine teeth, whilst impressive at 5cm, are primarily evolved for eating bamboo shoots rather than dispatching adversaries. As Dr. Helena Mbeki of the Journal of Reluctant Primate Violence observes: 'The gorilla's combat strategy essentially boils down to hoping the other party finds them sufficiently intimidating to leave.'