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Lightning, by contrast, remains delightfully unpredictable despite humanity's best meteorological efforts. Whilst we can identify conditions favourable to electrical storm formation, the precise location and timing of individual strikes remains beyond accurate prediction. Each second, approximately 100 lightning bolts strike Earth's surface, yet their distribution follows no pattern discernible to casual observation. This unpredictability has historically been interpreted as divine communication, from Zeus's thunderbolts to Thor's hammer strikes. Modern forecasting can provide probability assessments within general areas, but the specific tree, golfer, or unfortunate umbrella that shall receive nature's 300-million-volt greeting remains unknowable until the moment of impact.

Lightning commands significant cultural presence, though of a notably different character. It serves as the universal symbol for sudden inspiration, divine intervention, and electrical hazard warnings. The lightning bolt adorns everything from superhero costumes to energy drink packaging, representing power and instantaneous transformation. In mythology, control of lightning distinguished the supreme deities: Zeus, Thor, Indra. Yet this cultural impact remains largely positive or neutral. Lightning is feared rationally, respected aesthetically, but rarely resented. One does not speak of 'lightning blues' or develop entire comedic franchises around lightning hatred. Lightning inspires awe; Monday inspires solidarity through shared suffering.

Lightning demonstrates extraordinary energy credentials. A single bolt releases approximately one billion joules of energy, sufficient to power a typical household for several weeks if it could be captured efficiently. The discharge occurs in mere microseconds, representing an energy transfer rate of staggering magnitude. However, lightning's energy efficiency as a usable phenomenon remains poor. Despite decades of research, humanity has failed to harness lightning for practical power generation. The energy arrives too quickly, too unpredictably, and too violently for current technology. Benjamin Franklin's kite experiment remains more historical curiosity than practical energy strategy. Lightning is energy-rich but efficiency-poor.

Lightning enjoys perhaps even broader recognition, as it requires no calendrical system, merely functional eyesight and proximity to Earth's atmosphere. Every human culture throughout history has observed and interpreted lightning, typically assigning it divine or supernatural significance. Lightning is a universal human experience predating recorded history. However, lightning's occurrence varies dramatically by geography. The village of Kifuka in the Democratic Republic of Congo experiences approximately 158 lightning strikes per square kilometre annually, whilst the Arctic regions may see only 0.1 strikes. This geographic inequality means lightning-related cultural development varies significantly. Some populations experience lightning as a near-daily occurrence; others encounter it rarely or never.

Lightning intimidates through raw physical supremacy. The phenomenon strikes with approximately 300 million volts, heating the surrounding air to temperatures exceeding the sun's surface. The accompanying thunder provides nature's most effective audio warning system, audible from 16 kilometres distant. Lightning kills approximately 2,000 humans annually worldwide, a statistic that commands rational fear. Yet this intimidation, whilst immediate and visceral, proves ultimately limited. Lightning can be avoided through sensible behaviour: seeking shelter, avoiding tall objects, refraining from flying kites in thunderstorms. The threat, whilst genuine, is manageable through appropriate precaution. One cannot take shelter from Monday.