Rubber Duck
Shrek
Shrek's durability must be measured not in physical terms but in cultural persistence. The character exists as digital information—infinitely reproducible, immune to physical decay. Every DVD, streaming file, and meme ensures Shrek's continued existence regardless of what befalls any individual copy. The franchise has survived studio restructuring, changing audience tastes, and the notoriously fickle attention spans of internet culture. Twenty-three years after his debut, Shrek remains instantly relevant. New generations discover him through streaming platforms; older fans revisit with nostalgic affection. The character has weathered critical dismissal of later sequels to emerge with his core appeal intact. However, Shrek depends upon technological infrastructure—servers, electricity, display devices. A sufficiently severe civilisational collapse would render him inaccessible, whereas rubber ducks would continue floating in whatever bodies of water remained. This represents an interesting philosophical distinction between digital immortality and physical permanence.