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The horse's cultural impact spans six thousand years of human civilisation. Without horses, the Mongol Empire, the conquest of the Americas, and competitive polo would never have existed. They appear in cave paintings, classical literature, and approximately 40% of all films set before 1920.

The Royal Academy of Cultural Significance estimates horses have been depicted in art more than any other animal except dogs. They symbolise freedom, power, and nobility across virtually every human culture. The phrase 'get off your high horse' demonstrates their integration into language itself.

Horses are, metabolically speaking, absolute disasters. A working horse requires between 25,000 and 35,000 calories daily. The Oxford Centre for Agricultural Economics estimates that maintaining a single horse costs more than feeding a family of four. They must eat for sixteen hours daily just to maintain body weight.

Their digestive systems are so poorly designed they cannot vomit, leading to potentially fatal colic. They require constant access to water, regular hoof maintenance, and veterinary care that would bankrupt a small nation. The horse is evolution's answer to the question: 'What if we made something fast but impossibly expensive to run?'

The horse represents forty million years of evolutionary investment in the single goal of running away from things very quickly. The Thoroughbred racing breed can sustain speeds that would earn speeding tickets in residential areas. Quarter horses achieve 88.5 km/h in short bursts, faster than most motorway speed limits.

Research from the Newmarket Institute for Equine Excellence confirms that horses possess the largest hearts relative to body size of any land mammal, pumping an extraordinary 75 litres of blood per minute during peak exertion. This cardiovascular supremacy makes them the undisputed champions of mammalian velocity.

The wild horse's survival strategy relied primarily on running away extremely fast whilst living in large herds. This approach proved so successful that Equus ferus survived for millions of years across multiple continents. Unfortunately, it proved less effective against humans with lassos.

Modern horses survive almost exclusively through human intervention. The last truly wild horses, Przewalski's horses, were extinct in the wild by 1969 and exist today only through captive breeding programmes. Domestic horses would survive approximately three weeks without human care, according to the Munich Institute for Equine Dependency Studies.

A single horse produces 23 kilograms of manure daily, contributing significantly to methane emissions. The global horse population of 58 million generates waste equivalent to a city of 200 million humans. The Cambridge Environmental Impact Consortium describes horses as 'surprisingly problematic from a sustainability perspective'.

Horse racing and equestrian sports require vast tracts of land, enormous quantities of water, and transportation networks that generate substantial carbon emissions. The average Grand National generates more CO2 than a small town's annual output.