Where Everything Fights Everything
Digital platforms connecting and dividing humanity simultaneously.
Purple titan with questionable math skills.
The Winner Is
This rigorous comparative analysis reveals a contest of remarkable parity between entities operating at civilisational scale. Social Media prevails with a narrow margin of 54 to 46, secured through superior metrics in global recognition, daily utility, and adaptive capacity.
The platforms have achieved what Thanos could only accomplish through violence: the voluntary attention of billions, surrendered freely in exchange for fleeting dopamine rewards. This represents a form of influence that requires no Infinity Stones, merely an understanding of human psychology and sufficient server capacity.
Thanos, despite his cosmic ambitions and impressive gemstone collection, remains constrained by the limitations of physical existence and narrative structure. Social Media, conversely, operates continuously across all time zones, requiring neither rest nor purple skin treatments.