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WiFi's relationship with reliability resembles a complicated marriage—moments of perfect harmony interrupted by inexplicable disconnections at the worst possible times. The technology suffers from interference from microwaves, fish tanks, and neighbouring networks. Signal strength degrades through walls, particularly those containing metal or concrete, and the 2.4GHz band has become so congested in urban areas that connections often resemble Victorian postal services in efficiency. The average home WiFi network experiences approximately 1.5 outages per month, typically during important video calls or the final moments of television programme downloads.

The versatility of WiFi approaches the genuinely miraculous. The same technology enables surgeons to conduct remote operations, teenagers to share photographs of their meals, and thermostats to communicate with mobile phones across continents. WiFi supports video streaming, voice calls, smart home automation, industrial manufacturing, medical monitoring, and the transmission of cat videos—humanity's primary use case. The IEEE 802.11 protocol family has evolved through iterations from 802.11b to WiFi 6E, each expanding capabilities whilst maintaining backwards compatibility. One technology, infinite applications.

WiFi has achieved something the gorilla can only dream of: true global domination. From the coffee shops of Copenhagen to the research stations of Antarctica, those distinctive curved lines of the WiFi symbol have become humanity's most recognised promise of connection. An estimated 18 billion devices currently tap into wireless networks worldwide, a number that grows by approximately 127 devices per second. The technology has penetrated submarines, aeroplanes at 40,000 feet, and even the International Space Station, where astronauts browse the internet at 17,500 miles per hour. WiFi asks not for territory or resources—merely a router and an electricity source.

WiFi intimidates through absence rather than presence—the existential dread that descends when one discovers the network is unavailable. The phantom vibration syndrome, that twitching certainty that connectivity awaits, speaks to WiFi's psychological grip on the modern psyche. Studies indicate that 73% of millennials experience genuine anxiety when separated from wireless connectivity for more than an hour. Yet WiFi itself presents no physical threat; it cannot growl, charge, or look at you with eyes that suggest it remembers your evolutionary debt. Its intimidation operates entirely through withdrawal rather than confrontation.

WiFi's environmental footprint proves surprisingly substantial. Global data centres, the cathedrals of the wireless age, consume approximately 1% of worldwide electricity—more than many nations. The manufacturing of routers, repeaters, and connected devices requires rare earth minerals extracted through environmentally destructive mining. Electronic waste from obsolete networking equipment now exceeds 50 million tonnes annually. Whilst individual WiFi signals consume minimal energy, the infrastructure enabling them carries a carbon cost that climate scientists increasingly flag as concerning.