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WiFi, standardised in 1997, has demonstrated remarkable staying power for a technology. It has survived multiple protocol upgrades, weathered competition from mobile data, and continuously evolved from 802.11b through to WiFi 7. The fundamental concept of wireless local networking shows no signs of obsolescence, with smart home proliferation guaranteeing relevance for decades to come.

However, technology evolution is merciless. Future developments in quantum communication or neural interfaces could potentially render electromagnetic data transmission quaint.

Here, WiFi reveals its Achilles heel. Despite decades of engineering advancement, WiFi remains maddeningly inconsistent. It weakens near microwaves, struggles through thick walls, and develops mysterious ailments requiring the ancient remedy of 'turning it off and on again.' Hotel WiFi has become synonymous with disappointment, whilst aeroplane WiFi exists primarily as an exercise in frustration.

The technology that promises connection frequently delivers the spinning wheel of eternal loading. Studies suggest the average person experiences WiFi frustration multiple times weekly, a reliable pattern of unreliability.

WiFi has fundamentally restructured human civilisation. It has created the gig economy, enabled remote work revolutions, and transformed every surface into a potential office. Dating rituals now begin with swipes rather than glances. Education has escaped classroom walls. Medical consultations occur across continents. The technology has been so transformative that its absence during the 2020s lockdowns would have resulted in complete societal collapse.

WiFi has spawned new forms of anxiety, addiction, and social behaviour. It has changed how we think, remember, and relate to one another.

WiFi has achieved something remarkable: universal recognition without a face. The curved signal icon has become one of the most sought-after symbols in human history, displayed prominently in cafes, airports, and hotels across 195 nations. An estimated 4.9 billion people actively seek this symbol daily, with the absence of WiFi causing genuine distress in modern travellers. The technology transcends language, culture, and political boundaries with effortless neutrality.

Crucially, WiFi has achieved what few technologies manage: invisibility through ubiquity. We notice it only in its absence, like oxygen or good manners.

WiFi intimidates through dependency rather than fear. The modern human, stripped of WiFi access, experiences genuine panic. Airports without WiFi become purgatorial spaces. The 'No WiFi' notification triggers the same stress response as predator warnings triggered in our ancestors. We have become so thoroughly dependent that WiFi's absence creates existential unease.

Yet this is intimidation by withdrawal, not by presence. WiFi itself, humming invisibly through walls, frightens no one.