WiFi
Modern WiFi 6E operates at theoretical speeds of 9.6 Gbps, transmitting data at approximately two-thirds the speed of light through electromagnetic propagation. This enables a feature film to download in seconds, stock trades to execute in milliseconds, and video calls to proceed with only minimal awkward freezing. The technology's speed continues improving with each generation, following Moore's Law with admirable consistency.
Latency—the delay between request and response—now measures in single-digit milliseconds for well-configured networks. This speed enables real-time gaming, telemedicine, and the near-instantaneous spread of misinformation. Information travels faster than ever before in human history, even if understanding lags considerably behind.
Volcano
Volcanic speed operates on fundamentally different scales. Pyroclastic flows—superheated clouds of gas and rock—race down mountainsides at 700 kilometres per hour, faster than any commercial aircraft. These incandescent avalanches reach temperatures of 1,000 degrees Celsius, outrunning any vehicle and overwhelming any evacuation route. There is no buffering; there is only physics.
Volcanic explosions achieve speeds exceeding supersonic thresholds, with the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption ejecting material at Mach 2. Lava fountains reach heights of 500 metres in seconds. Whilst WiFi transmits data quickly, volcanoes move actual matter at velocities that render escape impossible.